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Syd Hoff"s Animal jokes.

by Syd Hoff

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Published by Lippincott in New York .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Animals -- Juvenile humor,
  • Wit and humor, Juvenile,
  • Animals -- Wit and humor,
  • Jokes,
  • Wit and humor

  • About the Edition

    A collection of jokes, puns, and cartoons about animals.

    Edition Notes

    Other titlesAnimal jokes.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6231.A5 H64 1985
    The Physical Object
    Pagination[42] p. :
    Number of Pages42
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL2869307M
    ISBN 100397321163, 0397321171
    LC Control Number84048353

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